Food for Thought

The husband and I dated for a short time before I moved to Mexico to live at the orphanage.  On date nights prior to leaving, I insisted on over-ordering & cleaning my plate in an effort to consume as much food as humanly possible.

Did I think the orphanage would not feed me sufficiently?  No.  But would they provide me with The King & I Thai and an delectable array of spicy chili pepper sauces?  Unlikely.

i.e.  We fell in love over mass quantities of food.

Indian.  Chinese.  Noodles & Co.

I can only imagine that he turned a blind eye since we were still in the honeymoon phase.  In hindsight, regularly seeing me in the food-coma-fetal-position and hearing the words “Don’t touch me” couldn’t have been all that appealing.

Fast forward to our first Taco Tuesday this past week.  My “slobbing down” of the rice and beans was referenced by my husband while we were en route home, along with the phrase “we may not have made it this far”.

Thank goodness we were steering clear of Chipotle prior to my departure.

In my defense, I’m a big believer in equal portion sizes for all, and we were sharing.  It is clearly not relevant that the man is one hundred pounds heavier.

I’ll conclude with random collection of iphone pictures.  I’m sure you’ll be shocked to learn that a good number of them are food-related.

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Açaí with a sense of humor.

Eggplant marinara, slow cooked and made from scratch.  Like most things here.

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Relishing the fresh produce.

The husband’s first attempt at homemade taco shells.  Not a proud moment.

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Suco de melancia com hortelã/Mint watermelon juice.

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Fresh market herbs.  Total cost R$4 (about US$2).

The magazine section at Liveria Cultura bookstore.  People stand here for hours reading.

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We have a written agreement that any time I accompany my husband for football at O’Malleys, I am consequently gifted chili cheese fries.

I have so far opted against the egg flied lice.

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Two things I adore:
1. Holiday decorations
2. Miss Amy Utecht in Berlin.  BEST CARE PACKAGE EVER.  Love you.

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Saturday morning breakfast:  Watermelon juice.  Coffee.  Mango w/ lime & chili pepper.

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In disbelief the TOMs are still alive & kicking.  The torrential downpour in Rio really did a number on them.

Watching a cattle auction.  On television.  With a Lady Gaga soundtrack.

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Sucos Copa Lima, site of my Thanksgiving Lunch.

A chaveliera (key maker).  Making friends with these guys since the husband lost his keys… for over a week… in his backpack.

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A little visit in Rio to the Gringo Café.  I’m not too proud to admit I went here by choice.  Or to say that I ate both large bowls of straight carbs by myself.  (Insert food-coma-fetal-position here.)

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We have been puzzled by a fast food chain in Brazil since we arrived.  It’s called Habib’s, and it’s logo is under the Coke emblem.

After a good amount of beer this past weekend, we wandered in and all of the boys ordered a drunken “Bib Dog”.

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Saturday morning, organic market at Parque Agua Brancas, a short walk from our apartment.

Have we seen the peacocks before?  Yes.  Have I taken pictures already?  Yup.  Will I continue to do so each time we visit?  I’m leaning towards probably.

After snapping a few photos, I turned around to my husband shaking his head.  Apparently, I looked ridiculous with my phone out next to three little girls (half my size) all doing the same thing.

Whatever.  Peacocks are delightful.

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Love.  Collection of Brazilian peppers for R$2 (about US$1).

Despise.  Quail eggs.  Who eats these?  I would much prefer they hatch and fly away.  Save the baby quails!

Still reading, eh?  That can only mean one of two things.
1.  You are my parent.
2.  You have mistakenly stumbled upon my blog and need to be redirected.  It’s okay, you’ll make it out alive.  But you’ll never get the past four minutes back.  Your best bet is to click on the red ‘X’ in the corner of your screen and start from scratch on your homepage.

I’m sure at some point, I’ll run out of things to write about.  Either that, or my posts will continue to get longer and more bizarre.

Either way, love and hugs from SP.

Oh Maria

While doing some research about local happenings, I read an article about a pastel competition in SP. Pastel da Maria was recently given top honors in Sao Paulo. Lucky for us (since we have no real form of transportation) it was located within walking distance of our hotel. After my husband arrived home from work, we took off to sample some of this deliciousness* for ourselves.

Personally, I prefer to inconspicuously take pictures of people while they aren’t looking… (not in a creepy way.) Unfortunately, our waiter spied me and insisted I take my pictures FROM THE KITCHEN. No joke, I was gently directed shoved inside to see the making of these pastels up close & personal. At one point (after being gone for a substantial amount of time) my husband came looking for me. Upon seeing me IN THE KITCHEN, he quickly retreated for fear of being associated with me/being invited in.

We consumed:

  • meat w/ cheese
  • hearts of palm
  • greens w/ cheese (Not sure what was green… when I translated rucula, rocket appeared.)
  • the special… meat, cheese, olives, & egg. Because really, everything is better with egg. (Unless it’s quail egg.)

These pasteis are considered typical Brazilian street fare. Although their origin is unknown, they have been traced to Japanese immigrants (Chinese wontons), Italian-Brazilians (calzones), and Indian sources (samosas).

Is my grand plan to entice you all with good eats working?! Honestly… we have enjoyed some of the most delicious food since arriving. Come visit already!

* I am aware that this is not a real word.

The Week In Pictures

Monday: Goodbye breakfast at OPH. Love you mom & dad!

Monday: The boys at OPH. Mike and Dede, you are going to LOVE the coffee in Sao Paulo! Timmer, I don't think they have chocolate chip pancakes down here.

Tuesday: First dinner in Sao Paulo. I'm shocked we ended up with real food to eat. Ordering was quite the process.

Tuesday: Delicious pizzas & cured meat paninis at Vianna Bar

Wednesday: First experience with self-service food. I ate half of a quail egg and still haven't gotten over it.

Thursday: New favorite (wheat) beer... made in Brazil.

Thursday: Pao de Ouro (literally Golden Bread) We eat here at least once a day, everything is inexpensive and delicious! This is a photo of the market, the other side is a little cafe.

Friday: The view from one of our favorite apartments so far. This city is ENDLESS. New apartment MUST: a terrace.

Friday: A traditional Brazilian dish called Feijoada: beans, rice, onions, peppers, cooked kale, meats, and a side of oranges (Delicious!)

Friday: Taking a break from the apartment search to eat some local food at Feijoada da Lana.

Saturday: Our new friend at Seu Domingos. The people here are incredibly kind! Our server Ivan brought out props during dinner to teach us new vocabulary.

Saturday: How great (and old school) are these telephones? I kind of love that they still use them here.

Saturday: Took a wrong turn and ended up looking at this 'planter'. My husband was not amused to see me haul out the camera in this neighborhood. I want one.

Sunday: (Me) Will you take a picture of me with the puppy?! (Husband) Wow. Very original. A picture of you and a dog.

Sunday: Sunset from Vila Madelena

Monday: We found a Starbucks in the local mall and spent hours studying our Portuguese (it's not pretty.)

Monday: (Me) What is that?!? (Husband) I just wanted a potato.

Regarding the last picture, it will likely come down.  My husband hasn’t seen the blog yet, but as soon as he does, I’m sure we’re in for some big changes around here.  Maybe next time I ask him to smile for a picture he’ll take me seriously.

All in all, it was a lovely first week in Brazil.  We are thoroughly enjoying ourselves.  The people have been extremely kind, the food is beyond delicious and so fresh, and the weather has been especially mild… hot even (I can’t believe it’s winter here!)  It truly feels like a vacation for us… it hasn’t quite sunk in that we are here for the long haul.