Not a Good Start

Made coffee yesterday.  Accidentally poured too much water.  Stood.  Stared.  Contemplated removing water from the coffee maker.  Seemed messy… so I compensated with more grounds.

My personal issues with waste forced me to drink it all. Instead of being hyper-productive, the surplus of caffeine made me feel queasy & confused for the majority of the day.

LOTS o’ laundry. The lack of a drying mechanism left me spending an extended period of time during laundry day watching Brazilian soap operas and pondering the season finale Dexter.

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Calmed my sister. She received a box that she “could fit inside of” from Target. Her impending vacation to Brazil has officially made her my mule.

LOVE you Lis.  Can’t wait for my curtains you guys to arrive!

Learned that Betsy prefers to chew laundry rather than fold it.

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Watched cartoons to learn Portuguese while ironing in 85 degree heat.

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Not. kidding.

Something about a bear dealing with a sugar hangover and a coffee addicted deer. My Portuguese might actually be worse now.

Used the ever so fabulous Google Translate to negotiate the purchase of our new car. Either that, or I have a date with a complete stranger on Thursday night.

Taught a lesson on Paulista. The holiday crowds were a tad worse this week. 

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Told my husband work stories.  To which he made me promise that I would get a new job upon returning home.  As drab as his accounting stories can be, my tale of a vet record being saved in the wrong folder was apparently not all that riveting.

TODAY… well, today was going to be different.  No influx of caffeine in sight.  The sun was shining and things were looking up… until I walked outside and the dog peed on my foot.  *sigh

Laundry Day

We spent the night strolling through an area called Jardins, popping in and out of little spots… dinner, cappuccino, and beers.  I’ll need to do a separate post on this area seeing as it is lovely and inviting and famously expensive.  A location we will likely frequent when visitors come.

Before we moved to Brazil, I was worried about craving certain foods and missing the stateside version… one of them being cheese.  As it turns out, this dairy product is everywhere and I no longer have concerns about meeting my daily allowance.  Even my little brother Tim would be impressed.  Picture proof: meet my ‘cheese/chicken sandwich’

We arrived back to the hotel and there was a bag sitting on our table.  I paid no attention until my husband addressed me.

(husband)  What is this?  {a tad annoyed}

(me) I have no clue.

(husband)  These are my underwear and socks.

(me)  … {Why is he asking me if he already knows?}

(husband)  How is it possible that you turned in both of our clothes to be laundered, and the only things I really needed cleaned have been returned?  ALSO, I also have no idea what this note says.

(me)  I will google translate!

Google Translation:  I ask permission to seal four luecar ripper. su pour four different half of a half putuor free white cami and a pair seto eat catfish amaryllis

(Personally, I was a little bit confused by the ‘eat catfish’ part.)  From this we deduced that Jeffrey has four pairs of underwear with holes and a white t-shirt that they were asking permission to stitch.  He also turned in four mismatched socks that they requested to be paired.

I was wholeheartedly amused by the incident… Jeffrey suppressed both mild embarrassment and laughter as we pulled out his under garments one-by-one and inspected the tears.

(husband)  Why won’t they just wash my underwear?!